A never-ending list, in no particular order
  1. Spanish<> English Interpreter for reggaetón artists on tour
  2. Backup dancer
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    Preferably for Pitbull
  3. Voiceover artist
  4. Buzzfeed copy editor
  5. This bailiff, who probably gets paid millions to do this job
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  6. Secretary
    I love easy clerical tasks.
  7. Being @Bourdain
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    Let me be the 52892628484th person in line
  8. Comedian
  9. NBA mascot
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  10. Public transportation designer
  11. Writer
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    Because I always wanted to be the next Ann M. Martin (the original J.K. Rowling)
  12. Freelance DTPer