Careers I Want Simultaneously

A never-ending list, in no particular order
  1. Spanish<> English Interpreter for reggaetón artists on tour
  2. Backup dancer
    Preferably for Pitbull
  3. Voiceover artist
  4. Buzzfeed copy editor
  5. This bailiff, who probably gets paid millions to do this job
  6. Secretary
    I love easy clerical tasks.
  7. Being @Bourdain
    Let me be the 52892628484th person in line
  8. Comedian
  9. NBA mascot
  10. Public transportation designer
  11. Writer
    Because I always wanted to be the next Ann M. Martin (the original J.K. Rowling)
  12. Freelance DTPer