Ways to subtly annoy others
- •When headed to your car in a crowded parking lot take a real long and slow walk to your car and wait 10 mins before leaving the spot.
- •Spit your gum onto the ground next to people's drivers door.
- •Leave your garbage in the beds of trucks.
- •Walk behind people by only a few paces and slightly off to the side.
- •Continually give people "flat tires"
- •If you know how to make yourself gassy, do it, then go to a store/mall and crop dust the shit out of people.
- •Recently found the app cat facts where you send random facts about cats to your contacts from a blocked number. So freaking excited.