Ways to subtly annoy others

  1. When headed to your car in a crowded parking lot take a real long and slow walk to your car and wait 10 mins before leaving the spot.
  2. Spit your gum onto the ground next to people's drivers door.
  3. Leave your garbage in the beds of trucks.
  4. Walk behind people by only a few paces and slightly off to the side.
  5. Continually give people "flat tires"
  6. If you know how to make yourself gassy, do it, then go to a store/mall and crop dust the shit out of people.
  7. Recently found the app cat facts where you send random facts about cats to your contacts from a blocked number. So freaking excited.