1. Stared at a wall too long
  2. Can't find me in the house
  3. Trapped in a tight corner he jammed himself into
  4. I just got home
  5. I haven't pet him in the last 10 seconds
  6. Walking in circles got boring so he's spicing it up a bit
  7. Has to go to the bathroom
  8. Upset at himself for having an accident
  9. Lost track of time by looking at his reflection in the window too long
  10. "Who are these people and why are they trying to pet me?"
  11. Ate the Xmas lights and immediately regretted it.
  12. I rubbed his ears really really well
  13. Forgot how to bark but wants to express himself
  14. Farting and doesn't understand why.
  15. Static