Inspired by @dave
  1. John Dorian, MD
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  2. Bert
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    of Bert and Ernie fame
  3. Ted Mosby
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  4. Andy Samberg
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    killer Blue Steel right here, amirite?
  5. Beeker
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    if my head was on fire
  6. Anyone relatively Jewish looking with dark hair and a slightly above average sized schnozzola.
  7. Joey Tribbiani
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    Suggested by @sky
  8. Rocky's Son
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    This one's you, based entirely on your profile picture.
    Suggested by @gwcoffey