Times Tv Addiction Has Made Real Life Awkward

  1. When someone says "I have a house in Newport" and you say "oh, like on the O.C?!"
    No, not like the O.C. Not at all.
  2. When a terrible crime is committed and you wait for the SVU episode.
    Looking at you, Duggars.
    Suggested by   @kaitmaree
  3. When you repeatedly make "that's what she said" jokes with your friend's 10 year old, until you realize she's better at them then you now.
    Sorry, childhood innocence.
  4. When your high school government students are asked to "make a personal connection to the material" and half of them mention a Parks and Rec episode
    Suggested by   @ashepinnell
  5. When you evaluate your friendships based on how they'd help you in The Amazing Race.
    Most people disappoint.
    Suggested by   @kaitmaree
  6. When you accidentally say "that's what she said" to something your grandma said.
    Suggested by   @supabg
  7. When you become convinced an office job would actually be a lot of fun, entertaining and lead you to the love of your life ala Jim and Pam.
    It is rarely the case.
    Suggested by   @kaitmaree
  8. When you get taught how to use the bailer.
    And have to resist the urge to exclaim: "bailer?! I hardly know her!"
    Suggested by   @kaitmaree
  9. When you're just absolutely positive you could save a person from bleeding out during a hostage situation with a straw and other miscellaneous gas station items.
    Thanks, ER.