THINGS PEOPLE WISH THEY COULD DO TO THEIR FAMILY MEMBERS BUT INSTEAD DO TO THE AUDITORS

||because if you get on weird Uncle Ricky's bad side, you might not get any Christmas money. ||
  1. Make them sit in a supply closet for 10 hours of the day.
  2. Flag their email addresses as spam and pretend 'that message never came through.'
  3. Screen their phone calls.
  4. Only talk to them once a year.
  5. Make them put their food in a separate refrigerator.
  6. Limit the wi-fi range so they don't want to stay as long.
  7. Tell them they have to leave at 5 pm sharp. And have security on stand-by in case they protest.