Thoughts for When You're Lying in Bed and Your Roommate Decides to Vacuum at 11pm
- •It wouldn't be so bad to be Matt Damon's character in The Martian.
- •Taylor Swift would probably vacuum at 4 in the morning and expect you to be impressed that she has time to vacuum.
- •If Jake Gyllenhaal were my boyfriend, I would be so happy that I wouldn't care about my roommate vacuuming.
- •Good thing I'm not in Taylor Swift's squad, because it was very insensitive and unsquad-like of me to list mentions of her and Jake Gyllenhaal alongside each other.
- •Do Matt Damon and Ben Affleck have a squad or is it just them and then Casey Affleck walking three steps behind them?
- •Casey Affleck is probably very frustrated by Elizabeth Olsen's success.
- •Do Casey Affleck and Luke Wilson have a support group?
- •Theory: No one's career was hit harder by the Rom Com Recession than Luke Wilson.