MEMORIES OF BIRTHDAY PARTIES PAST

  1. Turning 9. My third-grade teacher came to my party. Dork dork dork dork dork.
  2. Turning 7. Four kids gave me the same Strawberry Shortcake necklace. It was a very small town.
  3. Turning 20. I tricked my friends into getting the cute boy a capella group to serenade me by telling them I'd had a dream that this happened.
  4. Turning 22. Friends made me a scrapbook that is one of my cherished possessions to this day.