How to Know When the Honeymoon Phase Is Over
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- •Your significant other’s idea of a “surprise gift” is a wall down the middle of your studio apartment.
- •You start making blanket statements about love’s inevitable “expiration date.”
- •Discussion of body hair (and its maintenance) is no longer taboo.
- •Nighttime activities range from perusing the internet to perusing rice pudding flavors—both with equal measures of misery.
- •You find yourself in a moment like this:
- •You’ve cornered the market on sassy one-liners.
- •Your communication skills have hit rock bottom.
- •~Get out your rough weather gear. It’s going to be a bumpy ride.~