How to Know When the Honeymoon Phase Is Over

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  1. Your significant other’s idea of a “surprise gift” is a wall down the middle of your studio apartment.
  2. You start making blanket statements about love’s inevitable “expiration date.”
  3. Discussion of body hair (and its maintenance) is no longer taboo.
  4. Nighttime activities range from perusing the internet to perusing rice pudding flavors—both with equal measures of misery.
  5. You find yourself in a moment like this:
  6. You’ve cornered the market on sassy one-liners.
  7. Your communication skills have hit rock bottom.
  8. ~Get out your rough weather gear. It’s going to be a bumpy ride.~