APPROVED EPITAPHS FOR MY TOMBSTONE

  1. Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound
  2. Well, fuck
  3. That Didn't Go Like I Planned In My Head
  4. First I Die, Then I Discover I'm A Honkin Dork. Not A Good Day To Be Me.
  5. Ctrl F U
  6. Boop
  7. She Always Loved Steve The Most
    (If my husband has passed on)
  8. Steve Loved Her The Most
    (If he hasn't, guaranteed this is what it will actually say)