TOP FEARS

  1. Getting called on in a standup comedy show
  2. Stepping on the edge of a treadmill where half my foot is on the moving part and the other half is on the stationary part, then falling to my death
  3. Walking up to my front door at the exact same time as a door-to-door donation person, forcing me into signing up for a donation subscription and/or pretending that I'm under 18
  4. Doing/seeing/experiencing an embarrassing situation only to realize I am on a hidden camera show