OTC MEDICATIONS I'VE TAKEN TODAY TO CURE THIS COLD

  1. 1.
    DayQuil - Nothing like orange flavored molasses to start your day!
  2. 2.
    Nasal Spray - I always panic thinking the neighbors will hear me snorting the stuff and report me to the police.
  3. 3.
    Zyrtec - because as my dad has repeated to me 1,478 times... It's just my allergies acting up.
  4. 4.
    Emergen-C - because how can you go wrong with MORE orange flavored liquids?
  5. 5.
    NyQuil at 5:30 pm (hopefully) so I can awake from this narcotic induced slumber ready to go for NOLA.