LAST 4 PHOTOS ON MY CAMERA ROLL, CAPTIONED

Looking at this list makes me want to drown in wine 🍷
  1. Some dads are not as in touch with their feelings as this dad
    And my dad is in the set of the first
  2. "Hey Siri, what are books I should read after going through a breakup?"
    Barnes n noble n chill
  3. "Don't worry about it"
    So, my dumbass paid some bills late, and in the mess my account was way less than zero. I had to ask my best friend who's 2,000 miles away to call me an uber. He wasn't surprised or amused
  4. Drunk breakups hurt less