1. In a long line in Williamsburg
    Outside Brooklyn Bowl, exactly
  2. It's a Friday afternoon
    Non-traditional work schedules FTW
  3. Waiting for a shuttle bus
    That I paid too much money for
  4. Going to Governors Ball
    Or Gov Ball if you're cool
  5. Drinking a Starbucks Cold Brew
    They even spelled my name right
  6. I'm white as fuck
    See above picture for reference