Waking Up Is Hard

  1. Gentle sleep cycle alarm goes off (beach waves)
  2. Slightly more firm sleep cycle alarm (seagulls and sh*t)
    ugh fine, turn it off
  3. Backup alarm 1 (tinkling chimes)
  4. Backup alarm 2 (siren)
    Oh god I'm up
  5. Actually getting out of bed
  6. Is it nap time?