Thoughts I have before the big first drop on a roller coaster

  1. (Bottom of the hill) I hope this belt is fastened securely.
    I'm reminded of a news article about a woman falling out of her coaster seat because the belt was loose. I shudder.
  2. (Middle of the hill) I feel a bit anxious.
    I notice all the crowds of people and cars I'd be falling onto if this thing went south.
  3. (Top of the hill) I swear I'm never riding another roller coaster ever again.
    Obviously, this is never true.
  4. (Right before the big drop) Fuck, this is the point of no return.
    Bye.