Thoughts I have before the big first drop on a roller coaster
- •(Bottom of the hill) I hope this belt is fastened securely.I'm reminded of a news article about a woman falling out of her coaster seat because the belt was loose. I shudder.
- •(Middle of the hill) I feel a bit anxious.I notice all the crowds of people and cars I'd be falling onto if this thing went south.
- •(Top of the hill) I swear I'm never riding another roller coaster ever again.Obviously, this is never true.
- •(Right before the big drop) Fuck, this is the point of no return.Bye.