5 PHOTOS ON MY PHONE THAT ARE NON-BATHING SUIT AREA PICS

  1. I currently own Reebok Pumps. I'm only moderately ashamed.
  2. I have roughly 58493973 pictures of Britney Spears saved for face inspo.
  3. Here I am in a ripoff version of Michael Jackson's "Beat It" jacket, but decidedly 400% less fabulous.
  4. VERY FAT DOGS ARE MY FAVORITE DOGS. I don't even know this dog. It's a friend's boyfriend' grandma's dog, who I have never met and has since passed on, but I will never delete it.
  5. Here's a creepy fireplace that I like. I take pictures of computer screens because I'm hip and with it.