FOR MY FUNERAL, PLEASE...
- •Play on a loop those vignettes at the end of Judge Judy where the plaintiffs and defendants talk shit about each other.
- •Invite Britney Spears.
- •Read a passage from a Christopher Pike book.
- •Do not invite Slade Smiley.
- •Give everyone that attends (NOT SLADE SMILEY) a complementary copy of the Teen Witch "Top That" rap.
- •Note that dress code should be airbrush t shirt casual.