1. Play on a loop those vignettes at the end of Judge Judy where the plaintiffs and defendants talk shit about each other.
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  2. Invite Britney Spears.
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  3. Read a passage from a Christopher Pike book.
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  4. Do not invite Slade Smiley.
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  5. Give everyone that attends (NOT SLADE SMILEY) a complementary copy of the Teen Witch "Top That" rap.
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  6. Note that dress code should be airbrush t shirt casual.
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