HORROR MOVIE PITCHES FOR MODERN TIMES
I've seen (and loved) a lot of subpar horror movies. Here are the scripts I'm thinking of writing for a current movie goer.
- •Taken Soul CycleA demonic Fitbit makes people Soul Cycle until they die. Maybe sponsored by Soul Cycle?
- •Application DeathThis is kind of like The Ring for now times, because what's a VHS tape? Lololol. If you download this viral app you die.
- •Uber EvilA haunted Uber car that kills its riders. Like Christine, but shittier and the range of kill-ees is wider.
- •Literal Bloody Mary BrunchA drunk girl summons Bloody Mary in the bathroom of a trendy brunch spot and the ghost kills all of the patrons.
- •Bluetooth BoogeymanThe Bluetooth Boogeyman enters your brain via Bluetooth, because no one knows how that even works, then possesses you.
- •Pac It and Lock ItTupac's hologram saves a group of people in an abandoned, locked warehouse, who are forced to play sadistic games on each other, from impending doom.