I JUST REALIZED I'M SHALLOW
After my baby love bucket @babystevens posted her list of the lovely Zendaya phone pics, I looked at the last ten pictures on my own phone. Here are the results.
- 1.I want to buy this.
- 2.I also want to buy this.
- 3.Okay, this is just the essence of me. This doesn't count.
- 4.I like this hair.
- 5.And this hair.
- 6.And also this hair.
- 7.I found an Instagram recipe for whatever this is and took a pic in hopes that it might make me skinny.
- 8.I liked Kylie Jenner's makeup here. I am a fucking monster.
- 9.Oh, look, Elaine Benes. Nothing wrong with that.
- 10.THIS IS A PICTURE OF MY OWN HAIR. I am certifiably horrible and shallow. C'est fini.