After my baby love bucket @babystevens posted her list of the lovely Zendaya phone pics, I looked at the last ten pictures on my own phone. Here are the results.
  1. 1.
    I want to buy this.
  2. 2.
    I also want to buy this.
  3. 3.
    Okay, this is just the essence of me. This doesn't count.
  4. 4.
    I like this hair.
  5. 5.
    And this hair.
  6. 6.
    And also this hair.
  7. 7.
    I found an Instagram recipe for whatever this is and took a pic in hopes that it might make me skinny.
  8. 8.
    I liked Kylie Jenner's makeup here. I am a fucking monster.
  9. 9.
    Oh, look, Elaine Benes. Nothing wrong with that.
  10. 10.
    THIS IS A PICTURE OF MY OWN HAIR. I am certifiably horrible and shallow. C'est fini.