1. I was getting my hair cut at a barber shop. (???)
  2. It was in the same building as my dad's office, so I stopped by to borrow $20 because I didn't know if they took cards and I didn't have cash. (That seems accurate, actually.)
  3. After the haircut, the barber removed the haircut cape and it was revealed that I was Rose from Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead. (Okay.)
  4. I was wearing a black brocade '50s cocktail dress and a pearl choker. (Did Christina Applegate design this?)
  5. I was apparently at the barber/wearing the dress because I was going on a date with an unknown person. (That seems a little fancy for a first date. It's probably not going to go well.)
  6. THE END