SCENTS I HATE BECAUSE THEY REMIND ME OF MIDDLE SCHOOL
Middle School was horrible: full of hormones, initial bouts with acne under my bangs, and first periods. This list smells like preteen angst.
- •Secret Deodorant in Baby Powder (or whatever the fuck it's called)This smell reeks of puberty to me. So much so that it has tainted any baby powder-scented anything to this day.
- •Sunflowers by Elizabeth ArdenThis was my perfume of choice all through middle school. I hate even seeing sunflowers now.
- •Sun Ripened Raspberry from Bath & Body WorksJust the mere thought of this smell makes me queasy. I will eat actual raspberries, though.
- •White Rain HairsprayI had bangs pre-flatirons. It was a terrible mistake.