SCENTS I HATE BECAUSE THEY REMIND ME OF MIDDLE SCHOOL

Middle School was horrible: full of hormones, initial bouts with acne under my bangs, and first periods. This list smells like preteen angst.
  1. Secret Deodorant in Baby Powder (or whatever the fuck it's called)
    This smell reeks of puberty to me. So much so that it has tainted any baby powder-scented anything to this day.
  2. Sunflowers by Elizabeth Arden
    This was my perfume of choice all through middle school. I hate even seeing sunflowers now.
  3. Sun Ripened Raspberry from Bath & Body Works
    Just the mere thought of this smell makes me queasy. I will eat actual raspberries, though.
  4. White Rain Hairspray
    I had bangs pre-flatirons. It was a terrible mistake.