SUBJECTS OF UNAUTHORIZED LIFETIME MOVIES I WANT TO BE MADE
Quit fucking around, Lifetime.
- •The people that show dogs. Like those dog pageant things.
- •That lady astronaut who wore the adult diaper cross-country to try to abduct her romantic rival.
- •Jesse Camp, the guy that won MTV's Wanna Be a VJ contest.
- •That fourth girl from Destiny's Child.
- •Bobby Trendy
- •Whoever gave Kate Gosselin that Kate Gosselin haircut.
- •Golden Girls. Obviously.
- •The kids of Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory. August Gloop, what's good?