THERE ARE A LOT OF WEIRD STOCK PHOTOS OF PEOPLE SHRUGGING

For why?
  1. Here's this old guy in a turtleneck.
  2. And this guy in a DIFFERENT turtleneck.
  3. But seriously, what the fuck is this, Magellan on an Acer laptop?
  4. Now you're just being as ridiculous as that bow tie.
  5. And don't forget he construction lady, who's confused because it's too construction-y for her delicate constitution.
  6. Oh, just get out of here. Kids don't read anymore. And how is he even holding the books, huh? Answer me that one.
  7. Okay, I'm done.