THINGS I WANT TO GOOGLE BUT I'M TOO EMBARRASSED THAT I MIGHT DIE AND THE POLICE WILL FIND IT
- •What is a rutabaga?
- •How do I get my eyebrows to look like Zachary Quinto's?
- •Are you supposed to make eye contact with everyone when you're just waking around on the street?
- •How old is too old to wear one of those flat-billed hats?
- •How old is too old to wear overalls?
- •How old is too old to wear a thong?
- •What are other types of underwear?
- •What is ghost sex like?
- •Can you pick the ghost or is it just like whoever's haunting around? Like I don't want any ol' ghost dick.