THINGS THAT ARE GARBAGE

Here are things that's are garbage from today, September 5, 2015, the year of our lord.
  1. Outside
  2. People at restaurants that ask, "What's on that?" when it's clearly labeled on the ordering sign thing-y
  3. Allergy eyeballs that won't stop crying long enough for me to apply self-tanner
  4. Not having the current brain capacity to start watching Narcos
  5. Please tell me what is garbage in your life today
  6. Being sweaty
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  7. Public transportation
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  8. When you wake up from a nap all groggy
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