THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T DO IF YOU'RE PROCRASTINATING
- •Look at Justin Bieber's dick pics.
- •Drink wine because you couldn't handle the dick pics, even though you thought you could.
- •Tweet about Justin Bieber's dick pics.
- •Listen to that Eels song that was in the intro of The Jinx.
- •Google "types of bangs" because you can't think of any more descriptive terms for bangs.
- •Drink more wine.
- •Zoom in on the dick pics.