THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T DO IF YOU'RE PROCRASTINATING

  1. Look at Justin Bieber's dick pics.
  2. Drink wine because you couldn't handle the dick pics, even though you thought you could.
  3. Tweet about Justin Bieber's dick pics.
  4. Listen to that Eels song that was in the intro of The Jinx.
  5. Google "types of bangs" because you can't think of any more descriptive terms for bangs.
  6. Drink more wine.
  7. Zoom in on the dick pics.