TV GAME SHOWS I WOULD HAVE SLAYED
I could have been somebody.
- •Supermarket Sweep"GET THE HAMS AND THE OVERSIZED FUCKING CANDY BARS, RON!" God, those sweatshirts with the collars were a walking nightmare.
- •Double DareMarc Summers has OCD. Oprah told me.
- •GUTSI would have slept with Mo for a chance to get a piece of the Aggro Crag.
- •Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?Who am I kidding? I would've sucked at this. I don't even know where Kansas is on a map.
- •Love ConnectionI wanted in on all of this: Chuck Woolery, the typed out personal info, the shitting all over the person in the date recap, the geometric print sweaters, the chance that a mulleted man might sweep me off my feet. It was all magic.
- •Family FeudI don't trust anyone in my family enough to even attempt this.