WHAT THE YING YANG TWINS MIGHT GET FOR A TWENTY-TWEN

In the hit song "Salt Shaker," the Ying Yang Twins (accompanied by the always effervescent Lil Jon) ask what they might get for $20, if you get a table dance for $5 and two ladies table dancing for $10. Here are some things they can get for that twenty-twen.
  1. Like 1.4 copies of this Dr. Phil weight loss book
  2. Two indoor humidity monitors
  3. An aromatherapy kit
  4. More than five bags of fake fall leaves
  5. A myriad of other things that cost under $20: Probably a bulk bag of Sour Patch Kids, a pretty luxurious hand towel, a pumpkin carving kit, etc, etc.