WHY AM I THIRSTY ALL THE TIME
I'm always thirsty, in the literal sense and not the slangy one. Why?
- •I have a thirst disorder.
- •I have some kind of well inside my body that's deeper than the one Baby Jessica fell down. (Shoutout to my fellow old people.)
- •I'm a human rice cooker?
- •I'm turning into a old, dried-up bitch, literally, and my body is being resistant.
- •I'm growing both Frank Ocean and Billy Ocean in my body.
- •I eat too many potato chips. I do love potato chips.