Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake broke up 13 years ago, but the blame is still so fresh in my heart. Thanks for the list request, @sally!
  1. He probably didn't even want to wear this.
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  2. You horrible son of a bitch.
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  3. This is almost worse than Kevin Federline. JK, I'm not insane.
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  4. Explain yourself. In detail.
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  5. Who would rather, JT or the puppet? THINK ABOUT IT.
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  6. How dare you.
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  7. Where's a safe place to rest my eyes?
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  8. The broken-hearted prosecutor rests her case, and the jury all picked the wooden puppet penis.