Ten Cities Worse than Las Vegas the Raiders Could Move To

We would then have to refer to the Raiders as:
  1. Toad Suck Raiders (Arkansas)
  2. Dismal Raiders (Tennesee)
  3. Boring Raiders (Oregon)
  4. Peculiar Raiders (Missouri)
  5. Boogertown Raiders (North Carolina)
  6. Belchertown Raiders (Massachusetts)
  7. Fleatown Raiders (Ohio)
  8. Roachtown Raiders (Illinois)
  9. Squabbletown Raiders (California)
  10. Looneyville Raiders (Texas)