Reasons We Tossed You From the Bar Tonight

Tough night behind the bar. Blame Friday the 13th? Sorry if you were one of these people. (Not really.)
  1. You fell asleep and started drooling on yourself.
  2. You tried to buy a round with your library card...again.
  3. You spit on the floor.
  4. You lit the bar on fire.
  5. You threw money at the staff. Not in a good way, like a big tip, but like you actually threw coins at someone who works there.