Reasons We Tossed You From the Bar Tonight
Tough night behind the bar. Blame Friday the 13th? Sorry if you were one of these people. (Not really.)
- •You fell asleep and started drooling on yourself.
- •You tried to buy a round with your library card...again.
- •You spit on the floor.
- •You lit the bar on fire.
- •You threw money at the staff. Not in a good way, like a big tip, but like you actually threw coins at someone who works there.