THINGS THAT MICHAEL SCOTT PROBABLY DID TODAY
Because Michael Scott.
- •Make himself breakfast in bed before the sun rises
- •Most likely burned his foot on a grill (again.)
- •Bully Toby.
- •Make an unfunny joke or tell a cheesy pun
- •Be unintentionally racist and/or sexist in a weirdly lovable way
- •Obsess over Holly Flax.
- •Bully Toby. Again.
- •Be a third wheel in Jim and Pam's relationship
- •Insult everyone