THINGS THAT MICHAEL SCOTT PROBABLY DID TODAY

Because Michael Scott.
  1. Make himself breakfast in bed before the sun rises
  2. Most likely burned his foot on a grill (again.)
  3. Bully Toby.
  4. Make an unfunny joke or tell a cheesy pun
  5. Be unintentionally racist and/or sexist in a weirdly lovable way
  6. Obsess over Holly Flax.
  7. Bully Toby. Again.
  8. Be a third wheel in Jim and Pam's relationship
  9. Insult everyone
  10. FIN.