THINGS I'M NOT DOING WHILE ENGAGED SO MY FRIENDS STILL LIKE ME

Mostly based off of annoying stuff other people have done on social media.
  1. Captioning pictures "He Liked It So He Put A Ring On It"
  2. Uploading gratuitous photos of my left hand
  3. Buying items that say "Does this ring make me look engaged? 💎"
  4. Sharing my wedding countdown
    OMG it's a whole 10 days closer than last time. Literally no one cares.
  5. Whining about how far away the wedding date is.
    Traditionally the bride and groom pick the wedding date. How do they end up being the ones always complaining about it?
  6. Boring everyone with the details of my pre-wedding diet
  7. Sharing articles about "How you know you've found the person you should spend the rest of your life with" with the 💕emoji weekly.
    Subtle.
  8. Sharing a 300 picture engagement photo album.
  9. Ripping ideas off Pinterest and pretending they're my own.
  10. Repeatedly sending links to my extravagant wedding registry.