TIPS FOR THE MEDIA RE: COVERING STORIES ABOUT RICH WHITE RAPISTS

Seriously, Washington Post. How much did these jerks pay you to say these things?
  1. 1) Sex acts on an unconscious person are never consensual. Ever.
  2. 2) Going to a top school or being particularly apt at something does not make you less of a rapist if you are a rapist.
  3. 3) Rapists lives are NOT EVER ruined by their victims. They are ruined by themselves when they decide to rape.
  4. 4) The public does not pity this person for having to go to jail as a clear consequence of his actions. Abandon that angle immediately.
  5. 5) Don't blame alcohol for rape. Blame rapists for rape.
  6. 6) Don't pretend it's impressive to have a "squeaky clean" record at 20.
    *Actually, it only took this particular person 19 years until he did something to screw up his "squeaky clean" record.