1. Wear low rise jeans
    What monster created these? Sir butt-crack?
  2. Post photos taken on "Photo Booth" to my Facebook page
    Cc: Halloween circa 2010
  3. Drink shitty coffee
    Dunkin does NOT count as shitty coffee, fyi
  4. Listen to dub step in a serious manor
    Harry Potter Dubstep is still #1 in the realm of Dubstep
  5. Walk over two miles to get to a party
    A party not worth the über surcharge is not a party I want to attend
  6. Shower in flip flops
    Bless having my own bathroom