THINGS I WILL NEVER DO AFTER COLLEGE
- •Wear low rise jeansWhat monster created these? Sir butt-crack?
- •Post photos taken on "Photo Booth" to my Facebook pageCc: Halloween circa 2010
- •Drink shitty coffeeDunkin does NOT count as shitty coffee, fyi
- •Listen to dub step in a serious manorHarry Potter Dubstep is still #1 in the realm of Dubstep
- •Walk over two miles to get to a partyA party not worth the über surcharge is not a party I want to attend
- •Shower in flip flopsBless having my own bathroom