Inspired by @ShawnKelly
  1. Doesn't have girlfriend
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  2. Regret
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  3. Flooby glop glibbidy doo
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  4. Lonely
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  5. Depressed
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  6. Confused about what a good hair style is
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  7. Hoping his hair will grow back quick
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  8. Sad about the length of it
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