"I GUESS YOU COULD SAY I PUT MY SCROTUM WHERE MY MOUTH IS"

A Short Story
  1. A student recently gave a speech on overpopulation in a public speaking class.
  2. At the end of the speech the student told the audience that if he and his wife decided to have more than the 2 children they already have, they would adopt.
  3. After the speech was over the student was required to open it up to questions from the other students who were also his audience.
  4. One student questioning his credibility asked "how do we know that you won't change your mind and decide to have more than two children of your own?"
  5. So the student who gave the speech replied "well I recently had a vasectomy, so I guess you could say I put my scrotum where my mouth iiiiiss..."