"I GUESS YOU COULD SAY I PUT MY SCROTUM WHERE MY MOUTH IS"
A Short Story
- •A student recently gave a speech on overpopulation in a public speaking class.
- •At the end of the speech the student told the audience that if he and his wife decided to have more than the 2 children they already have, they would adopt.
- •After the speech was over the student was required to open it up to questions from the other students who were also his audience.
- •One student questioning his credibility asked "how do we know that you won't change your mind and decide to have more than two children of your own?"
- •So the student who gave the speech replied "well I recently had a vasectomy, so I guess you could say I put my scrotum where my mouth iiiiiss..."