When my wife thought my phone was texting her.
My phone died and when I charged it I texted my wife pretending it was the phone texting her.
- •My wife asking me if the phone died.
- •Me pretending to be the phone texting her, my phone addresses me as "your majesty" so I used that to make it believable. And her responding "OK"
- •My phone offering its services.
- •My wife answered my phone againThen the phone responded angrily.