When my wife thought my phone was texting her.

My phone died and when I charged it I texted my wife pretending it was the phone texting her.
  1. My wife asking me if the phone died.
  2. Me pretending to be the phone texting her, my phone addresses me as "your majesty" so I used that to make it believable. And her responding "OK"
  3. My phone offering its services.
  4. My wife answered my phone again
    Then the phone responded angrily.