1. Toilet
    Shocking as it may be, I'm cool w/Scott's 1-ply
  2. Tissue
    Puffs all the way - get outta here w/your Kleenex.
  3. Acid
    Oooh-eeee, trip-y man
  4. Wrapping
    Makes me want to listen to "Christmas Wrapping" by The Waitresses
  5. Construction
    Child's play, but yes, a type of paper
  6. Wax
    We puttin sticky cookie dough & s*#% on this
  7. Parchment
    Bake w/this. That's pretty much it. I think. I don't really know.
  8. Watercolor
    You know what to do.
  9. Craft
    More child's play. Their sticky little fingers can really get stuck to this stuff.
  10. Tracing
    I would NEVER!!
  11. Newsprint
    Mediocre gesture drawings, crappy still lifes, wobbly perspective drawings, etc, etc.
  12. Vellum
    I don't feel like explaining this one.
  13. Bristol
    I will Micron the s*#% outta some Bristol paper