1. Frequency with which I lose my wallet
    And/or accidentally take someone else's wallet home thinking it's mine
  2. Poor knowledge of geography
    Found out my senior year of college that Ireland is an island
  3. Confusion about taxes
  4. Driving ability, limited
  5. Refusal to dress up for nice events/interviews
  6. Sustained enjoyment of dick jokes
  7. Laundry still completely baffling
    Does separating colors really matter?? Should I prewash???
  8. Have yet to shave my legs without bloodshed