1. Don't drink coffee
  2. Chicken strips and french fries are always the most appetizing things on the menu
  3. Don't like jazz
  4. Prefer to wear pajama pants/sweatpants all day
  5. Still find farts funny
  6. Find my mind wandering when people talk about politics/religion
  7. Love to color
  8. Refuse to do yard work
  9. Prefer Cap'n Crunch to any other cereal
  10. Can't control myself around the bowl of Halloween candy
  11. Don't like clowns
  12. Don't like scary movies