Things I'm Expecting to See at Lolla '16

Because it's Lolla.
  1. Tie dye douchebag shirts (with possible matching tie dye baseball caps that may or may not have a weed plant stitched on it).
  2. Fringe, fringe, fringe.
  3. Chicks with feather or tribal tattoos.
  4. Ass cheeks hanging out of too-small shorts.
  5. People napping on dirty or wet grass.
  6. Idiots who bring strollers and hold up the walking crowds.
  7. At the very least, one person I don't really talk to anymore. Or, a former student of mine.
  8. Bras worn as bikinis.
  9. Actual bikinis, swimsuits, and beach balls.
  10. Pro-Bernie Sanders, anti-Hillary, anti-Trump gear.
  11. Multiple Kylie Jenner lookalikes.
  12. MALIA OBAMA. WHERE YOU AT, GURRRL?