Things I'm Expecting to See at Lolla '16
Because it's Lolla.
- •Tie dye douchebag shirts (with possible matching tie dye baseball caps that may or may not have a weed plant stitched on it).
- •Fringe, fringe, fringe.
- •Chicks with feather or tribal tattoos.
- •Ass cheeks hanging out of too-small shorts.
- •People napping on dirty or wet grass.
- •Idiots who bring strollers and hold up the walking crowds.
- •At the very least, one person I don't really talk to anymore. Or, a former student of mine.
- •Bras worn as bikinis.
- •Actual bikinis, swimsuits, and beach balls.
- •Pro-Bernie Sanders, anti-Hillary, anti-Trump gear.
- •Multiple Kylie Jenner lookalikes.
- •MALIA OBAMA. WHERE YOU AT, GURRRL?