MY AREAS OF EXPERTISE

  1. Nothing and everything
  2. Making lists
  3. Talking too loud
  4. Burping
  5. Reading
  6. Watching reality TV
  7. Over sharing
  8. Not being able to sleep
  9. Road rage
  10. Over planning
  11. Resting bitch face
  12. Hugs
  13. Eating nachos
  14. Online shopping
  15. Biting my nails
  16. Making friends
  17. Making enemies
  18. Making rice
  19. Breathing
  20. Googling
  21. Sarcasm
  22. Laughing awkwardly
  23. Loving dogs
  24. Spelling my name
  25. Texting
  26. Forgetting important stuff and remembering the dumb shit
  27. People watching
  28. Masturbating
  29. Listening to music
  30. High fives
  31. Your mom