5 photos on my phone, chosen at random

  1. 1.
    Old Brian
    It's not that he's old in age per say, it's just there's a New Brian in town.
  2. 2.
    Art, straight up.
    I work at an art museum, this is art for real.
  3. 3.
    A mask for Raymond.
    Yeap, bought that scary red mask for my favorite nephew. Don't know where that other mask is from, yikes.
  4. 4.
    People always talkin shit.
    Snooty mfs love to hate on Sacramento, hate all you want, we like it here.
  5. 5.
    The dog that bit me.
    Hella mean ass dog though, wtf?!