The subtle difference between "no makeup" and "'no makeup' makeup"

  1. My eyelashes are super light. So when I don't wear any makeup, people tend to ask invasive questions, like
  2. "Are you feeling okay?"/"Are you sick?"
    This is the most common. No, I'm not sick, this is just how my face looks.
  3. "What happened?"
    Less common, just as offensive.
  4. "Have too much fun last night?"
    Excuse me?
  5. What I've realized is that most people can't tell the difference between "no makeup" and "'no makeup' makeup"
  6. So I've decided to demonstrate. On the right is no makeup, on the left is "no makeup"
    I woke up like this (almost)
  7. Boom. Now I'm not getting unsolicited/invasive questions about my face 👍🏼