THINGS I FANTASIZE ABOUT DOING AS MY BEST SELF

  1. Adopting like 3 rly old dogs from a shelter and ushering them to a peaceful death
  2. Hanging my ikea curtains that have been under my bed for a year
  3. Developing a love of bird watching
  4. Owning a toaster
  5. Finishing 2666
    The copy I have is split in two and I lost the second half :/
  6. Driving a Subaru
  7. Wearing minimalist clothing