THINGS I THINK I HAVE TO DO TO GET JOHN MAYER TO FOLLOW ME ON LIST APP
He is both everywhere and nowhere. A shadow, a spectre, a trace.
- •Follow John Mayer
- •Make a list about John Mayer
- •Get one of my friends who John Mayer follows to relist my list abt John Mayer
- •Make a list of all his gfs, ranked numerically
- •Not mention the my dick is a white supremacist line