THINGS I THINK I HAVE TO DO TO GET JOHN MAYER TO FOLLOW ME ON LIST APP

He is both everywhere and nowhere. A shadow, a spectre, a trace.
  1. Follow John Mayer
  2. Make a list about John Mayer
  3. Get one of my friends who John Mayer follows to relist my list abt John Mayer
  4. Make a list of all his gfs, ranked numerically
  5. Not mention the my dick is a white supremacist line