ANXIETY-INDUCING EVENTS WHICH ARE NOT HAPPENING BUT ARE ALSO NOT TOTALLY IMPOSSIBLE

  1. President Ted Cruz
  2. Early onset Alzheimer's
  3. Sudden or unexpected death of husband/sister/best friend
  4. Massive car crash where I am not injured but have to spend months dealing with insurance
  5. Not filing taxes properly for work and ruining my organization
  6. Accidental pregnancy
  7. Donald Trump becoming president and privatizing the National Park Service